Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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