whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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