Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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