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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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