Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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