Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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