with your own penis?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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