Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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