I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids