Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.