every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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