Sponge bath it is.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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