literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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