HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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