how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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