just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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