yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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