i always forget guys have bellybuttons
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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