I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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