what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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