so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just want to make out with him forever
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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