Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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