I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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