i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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