is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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