you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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