Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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