I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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