Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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