She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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