If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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