You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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