You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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