There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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