I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
