My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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