OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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