Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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