Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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