My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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