dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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