Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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