My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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