Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
