he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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