well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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