I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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