If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
tell me about the eggs
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