he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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