The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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