put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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