Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think a kid would responsible me up
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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