When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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