its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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