Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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