This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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